Marketing‏

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> > A Professor at one of the IIMs was explaining marketing
> > concepts to the Students:
> >
> > You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
> > and
> > say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" That's
> > Direct Marketing
> >
> >
> > You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see
> > a gorgeous girl. One of your
> > Friends goes up to her and pointing at you
> > says:"He's very rich. "Marry him."
> > That's Advertising
> >
> >
> >
> > You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
> > and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and
> > say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me "
> > That's Telemarketing"
> >
> >
> > You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get
> > up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her
> > a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her
> > bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By
> > the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?"
> > That's Public Relations
> >
> >
> > You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
> > up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you
> > marry ! me?" That's Brand Recognition
> >
> >
> > You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
> > and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
> > a
> > nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer
> > Feedback"
> >
> >
> > You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
> > and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
> > introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and
> > supply gap"
> >
> >
> >
> > You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
> > and before you say anything, another person come and tell
> > her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
> > goes with him - "That's competition eating into
> > your market share"
> >
> >
> > You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
> > and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!"
> > your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for
> > entering new markets"




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